The table expected a negotiation. They got romance, collateral damage, and a political alliance nobody had planned for.
This is peak StoryVault territory: the session is too weird to summarize from memory alone and too funny not to keep forever.
Hall of Legends
Local bard seduces dragon; party survives somehow
A tabloid-grade headline for the exact kind of side quest that should never be lost to memory.
TabloidMarch 24, 20264 min readD&D 5e
Your campaign is too good to forget.
Start free and let StoryVault keep the receipts before the next legendary moment slips through the cracks.